"This coffee plunges into the stomach. The mind is aroused and ideas pour forth
like the battalions of the grand army on the field of battle. Memories charge at
full gallop. The light calvary of comparision deploys itself magnificently. The
artillery of logic hurry in with their train of ammunition and flashes
of wit pop up like sharpshooters." Honore de Balzac
Coffeeshop conversation..
ME: So, how long have you been married?
MALE CUSTOMER: Long enough that I don't look both ways before crossing the street.
*awkward silence*
*nervous laughter*
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